Bay –

Be glad, very glad you are not here. We are having a slight Baal issue. Too many if you ask me. Just no need for them all.

Ok so where do I begin? Well we sent Jackson back to research after looking at the two places Morgan Le Fay said Merlin's weapon/device was – or quickly looking like may at one time in history been – and are waiting for his findings. So he was gone, and an Al'kesh decides to crash into our backyard. Sort of. Out comes Baal, claiming he wants our protection. Well it took a bit for him to squeal that.

Apparently these clones fear that the real Baal wants them dead and will use the Jaffa's device on Dakara to destroy them. Oh joy. So he says that we have to find the real one. Next time, I am kicking him out and telling him to come back with his own Baals so we don't have to go around collecting them our selves. Stop laughing, Bay. This is serious stuff.

So we went around and picked up 20 Baal's after some very interesting missions. Oh and Vala came with. Ya I know, Landry had the same "you gotta be kidding" look. But you know, I don't control anyone on SG-1, I know that. Carter and I are the same rank, Teal'c is an alien, Jackson is a civilian, and I can't do anything. But I did promise to keep an eye on her. She proved useful while we were taking a few Baal's. Can't be all that bad, right?

Well things just go from bad to worse in less time then it takes a sniper to take out his target. Or New York minute, take your pick; it was fast. Baal takes Carter, beats up one of the agents who came down to get custody of the Baal's; we have to be a distraction so that we can pump the symbiote gas through the base. It's a mess. Poor Carolyn is still ringing me up one side and down the other.

Finally we get the Baal's together, ready to gas them when POOF they are beamed away. It was like a bad episode of Star Trek. Apparently the little beacons implanted in each one of the clones, and I assume the real Baal too, was not strong enough on its own, so once the clones got together, it made the signal strong enough for the other Baal, or real Baal, to whisk them away.

And so we are left without any more information then we had, Carter is recovering from her time with Baal, and a brain washed agent who we shipped off to Area 51.

Bay, this job is getting weirder everyday. Too bad you missed this one.

Love ya and apple pie,
The ONLY Cam "Shaft" Mitchell



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